inebriat0r:

thorhead:

g uys you know how everyone says jared leto and tom hiddleston look simliar

well i couldnt really see it so i morphhed them 

and

gUYS

HE KOP MYWE

tjHEY NEED TO PROCREATE IMMEDIATELY???????

Oh My God, too sexy <3

inebriatedpony:

mewstew:

graco1990:

mrlimpdick:

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

holy shit is this FOR REAL.

HELP ME LORD!! 

I… I might die

reblogging for commentary

ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

firetruckyeahanthonypadilla:

thetasigmaa:

If that was me I think I would have cried!

I would have actually cried if I saw this tweet and that was me. Broken down and cried.

ruinedchildhood:

Spiderman Was Too Busy For The Avengers